(Peter Lorre-eqsue impression) 'You'll have to pardon my friend, he doesn't like it when people move too quickly' (Southern Drawl) 'Well paint my butt yeller and call me a caution, that's Big Mike alright and he's gone ?-loco' Oh, foul temptress, why do you curse me so?' (Young kid) 'My mother's gonna kill me when she finds out about these 976 calls. We lived a simple life, north for the Summers, south for the Winters. (character from a family-friendly piece first-person) 'I was raised by a family of ducks. ah, now that's gonna leave a stain on the new carpet!' (raspy NJ-like accent) 'Aw, get him outta here, will ya? I'm trying to eat my dinner here and he's bleeding all over. Parentheses will be used to indicate the voice he uses for the characters, and ? si for words I cannot interpret quite well:
For those curious of the lines from the demo reel for William Kasten, here they are in a text format.
